Lindsay Lohan Crash Photos

PARTY TIME FOR LINDSAY AND HER MERCEDES SL 65 AMG

END OF THE POLKA LINE FOR LINDSAY’S CONVERTIBLE

RE-HAB OR PARALLEL PARKING 101? TELL IT TO ‘DA JUDGE!

May 26, 2007 ended a great night of boozing for Popular Alcoholic star Miss Lindsay Lohan, with such block buster film credits under her belt including; “Fully Loaded,” “Mean Girls,” “Drama Queen,” “Freaky Friday,” and “Get a Clue.” Wow! Didn’t need a “magic eight ball” to see this one coming, just read the lines!

Or, try to drive between the lines, that’s why they use all that paint on the street anyhow! The party’s over, the “guests” have been moved on as somebody turned on the lights here at the scene at around 6:30 AM. The top photo shows what happens when a high priced automobile meets a stubborn ficus shrub on Foothill Drive at the corner of Sunset Boulevard in Beverly Hills. A little curbage interuptus in the lower shot, but a plug or two of Hollywood Centipede should take care of this. Hey, see if Tom Cruise agrees, he’s right down the street!

Here’s some “spare parts” left after the tow job and the “Bobbies” left (another Lohan movie; “Bobby”). “Daddy” Loahan tried his best to get Lindsay back to Re-Hab just two days before this poor car and a career got seriously dinged, and Lindsay should have learned a lesson or two from her film; “Parent Trap.”

I have no clue where all these bits and pieces go. Maybe you can play mix-n’-match with the before and after photos. Still stumped? Get the whole collection on eBay from seller “SHEMASTYLE.” Bidding started at $100 bucks, and last I checked, it was $20,500. Hurry, though, bidding ends this Sunday! “All I want for Christmas is my front-end Benz…” Oh yeah. Lindsay had one of those “voice-over” parts in “Abbie, Girl Spy,” and said “I thoroughly enjoyed reading this book myself! Reading is important! I enjoy reading ‘real’ stories of people.” Man, this girl knows her lines!

“STARDOM + BOOZE = POPULAR ALCOHOLICS”